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About Our Name

Our name comes from the Dr. Seuss character in the Lorax. Any other "Once-lers" out there, we're apologize for any confusion if you thought we named ourselves in your honor.

Really, we think the Once-ler may have had a point. Sometimes in order to meet the forever expanding material needs of the wealthy, superficial society we live in, a few sprawling industrial parks must displace the natural enviornment and the poor creatures who live there, no matter how cute or ridiculous their names are. Besides, theres nothing more annoying than being woken up at 6:30 on Saturday morning by the gastly screeching of a Swomee-swan. That factory goop that got in their lungs is really just another form natural selection ridding the world of the weak and the useless. If anyone reading this is offended by the cruel and heartless attitude, before you complain let me remind you... swomee-swans aren't real.

The Once-lers in Limbo

We're not really sure what was going on here. We'll leave it to you to come up with your own interpretation.